Sunday, June 17, 2012



THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT TWISTING YOU SEE



IT'S THE PATTERN OF THE DAY, TWISTING AND TWISTING, TWIST TWIST TWIST



HNNNNNNGRASM, I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A MAN WITH A MIC PROGRAM OR A REALLY CUTE WEEABOO, IMMA GONNA POUND HER PROSTATE INTO PASTE IF I EVER GET MY TENTACLES ON HER.



I FUCKING PROMISE THAT!!!!



OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MANY YEARS I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR BANYA SONGS FROM PUMP IT UP EXCEED?

FUCK YOU. PUMP IT UP > DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ANYDAY.

NINE BUTTONS > 4 BUTTONS.

LEARN MATHS.



SO FUCKING GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT? JFL;DALDKJGLKARGLE.

ALL OF THEM. A FEW MORE OF ALL OF THEM.



HNNNNNNNG, CATGIRLSCATGIRLS, WHERE DID THE PATTERN GO?

FUCK THE PATTERN. CATGIRLS.


Friday, June 8, 2012



Of the fuckin' RANDOM! So fucking random. You won't be able to handle this. You won't even seen it comin', it'll just hit ya in the shower and be like BAM, right there in your pink tissues.



No, seriously, this is going to go RIGHT OVER YOUR FUCK HEAD MAN!!!! Right over it. It. All of it.



'CUZ Y'KNOW POSTIN' UP VIDEOS FROM OTHER PEOPLE IS WHAT WE DO ON THE BLOGOSPHERE, Y'KNOW? I MEAN, FUCK. IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT OTHER, ORIGINAL STUFF ELSEWHERE. IT'S JUST THAT NO ONE READS ANYMORE! NO ONE. ALL YOU WANT IS VIDEOS!!!

VIDEOS, PICS, AND PORN! MORE PORN!



YOU'LL NEVER GET PORN OF ME, NEVERRRRRRR!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! NIPPON IS GROLIOUS!!!!