Monday, April 16, 2012



Closing down to ghost properly. If you don't catch me around the usual places (chat rooms, here at the blogosphere, faecbawks, twitter/twitlonger, etc) then it's because I haven't regained communications yet.

Don't worry though~! I still got plenty of stuff for you guys once I get back - the usual bevvy of song lyrics and poetry and even some actual, GASP, writing~!! Like stories and shit.

Also, collabs. Fo shizzle, my nizzle - don't wanna give it away or nothin', but apparently there's a coupla projects that might star yours truly in it. In the very least, I'll be involved. Hopefully I won't be the towel boy or fluffer again - I should be able to at least headline my own video, y'know?!

In all honesty, sometimes I really wish I accepted the porn job over at Vivid Video. At least I'd be having more fun, yah?

In the meantime, get caught up with my other blogs, or just stalk me on the usual social media bullshit, yeah? Hey, I'm good all over!

TWITTER: @ThatBastardFB
FACEBOOK: : /ThatBastardFromBellingham (thatbastardfb@gmail.com)
GOOGLES+: ThomasDuder
TUMBLR: http://thatbastardfrombellingham.tumblr.com/
YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/JDWForever

The Sound Byte Page (though really all you gotta do is just follow me at Youtube, y'know?)
http://sooth.thepenismysword.com/2012/02/care-to-hear-from-yours-truly.html

The Pen Is My Sword
http://www.thepenismysword.com

That Bastard On
http://on.thepenismysword.com

KAOS: Chaos Party Radio
http://kaospartyradio.blogspot.com

Sooth(e) Your Freaking Beast
http://sooth.thepenismysword.com

Man-Flavored Milk
http://mfm.thepenismysword.com

Netflix This!
http://netflixthis.thepenismysword.com

The Bellingham Jerk
http://jerk.thepenismysword.com

Legion HQ! (currently disbanded)
http://anubisunit.blogspot.com


P.S. -

Funny story time.

Our Main Street Pub and Grill live gig video? For Anubis Unit? When we opened up there?

It got us 48 new subscribers and 1,660 views.

Imagine what that photo shoot would've done?

Well, that's neither here nor there. Just gonna hafta rebuild and go ahead after I move back to Bellingham.

Sunday, April 8, 2012



FOR THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE HAS SKIN

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FD;ALJFLKAJGKARGLE OH GOD MY DOG THE THINGS I'D DO TO YOUUUUUU



THOUGH I DO HAVE TO POINT OUT IT'S NOT YOU BABY IT'S ME



ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME



MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMME



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/user/Shadehunter111/videos

(THAT BASTARD'S NOTE: This Shadehunter111 has, like, the whole thing in his video feed. It's the greatest translation of War of the Worlds in existence, has godly synthesizer and vocal arrangements, and the artbook for the album is fucking amazing beyond words.)

I DON'T CARE IF I'VE POSTED THIS ALREADY, ALL SHALL TAKE HEED OF THE HEAT RAY!!!!!



THE SCREAMS OF THE HUMANS!!!! THE DEAFENING ROAR AND CRY OF THE HEAT RAY!!!! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE CRY OF WAR, GLORIOUS WAR!!!!!

BEHOLD HUMANS, THE REIGN OF YOUR NEW MARTIAN OVERLORDS!!!!!

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THE SYNTHESIZER STINGING SO GOOD?

THE HEAT RAY!!!

ALL HAIL THE HEAT RAAAAAAY!!!!!

Monday, April 2, 2012



BRAND SPANKING NEW GOOD STUFF

JUST DROPPED TWO HOURS AGO

WATCH IT NOW WATCH IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!



OKAY I ACTUALLY THUMBED THIS ONE DOWN

BUT I KEEP FUCKING WATCHING IT

I'VE WATCHED THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY SINCE I SAW IT ONCE AND HATED ON IT

I STILL HATE ON IT BUT GODDAMN, IT'S SO BAD IT'S ALMOST FUCKING ENTERTAINING

Seriously though I only watch the first thirty or forty seconds, then it's time to move on.



SALADS!!!

SALADS WITH TITS!!!!!



FUCKING I'D FUCKING PUT MONEY ON THIS GODDAMN GODDAAAAAAAMN!



FUCK YEAH, HOT SWAGGAR ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!



GOOD GOD THIS SERIES WAS MADE FOR ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!

BOAT BOAT BOATBOATBOATBOAT!