Monday, February 27, 2012



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LET'S WATCH VIDEOS TOGETHER BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE THINGS I KEEP COUGHING OUT MY LUNGS OH GOD HOLD ME



SO. SO FUCKING. GOOOOOOD.



DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? I KINDA DO, EXCEPT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT 'CUZ I'M COUGHING MY LUNGS OUT. DRAFTY CONDITIONS + NO HEAT + SHITSUX MANG = GOBULINS.



gjla;fjldajfahg;ja';rkewagel WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY JUST HEADBUTT THE KEYBOARD. SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS. WHOSE BOSS. WHOIS BOSS.



IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY, THE BATTLE THAT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.



yes. yes they will.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012



Hmmmm. Y'know, when I first started Man-Flavored Milk, it was kind of a homage to an old chat room I ran that was insane and fun as all get-out. Just psychotic fun.

I then had an idea to turn this into some kind of ARG where it would slowly slide deeper and deeper into madness, with weirder and weirder Youtube posts being posted and hidden code and stuff...

But then I realized that I already started this out psychotic as fuck. Plus if ANYONE even insomuch as seen one of my other blogs they'd realize this blog was outside the norm of my writing style.

So...I just kept on slamming my hands into the keyboard while raging, or just literally whipping my head around while typing and posting videos.

And y'know what? There's something cathartic about being silly, acting like an absolute psychotic idiot, and just having a good time with it. It's almost challenging, in a way, to my writing sensibilities to do as such.

SO, I hope you guys don't mind if I keep doing it. Because I like the videos I post here, I like the format I've done this place in, and I'm happily going to continue it.

WITH ALL THAT STATED, go to The Pen Is My Sword and follow me there. Best way to keep up with not only this blog but EVERYTHING I'm doing.

So. So so so.

Shittychat Vocal Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94A78133C6C7F762

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 2: The Announcer Begins
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E56EFA3453B1E4A

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 3: The Announcer Is Helping
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL87502954A62540E1

That Bastard's Vocal Garbage (VA stuff you'll probably see around here on the site, lol)
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL76CD0BF47715B218

OH MY HOW DID THIS GET HERE HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THIS IS TYPING ITSELF I MEAN LISTEN TO THAT MEAN BASTARD DO HIS THING!

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO HIRE HIM.

YOU DO.

YOU DO, MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK YEAH.

Monday, February 13, 2012



LISTEN, SHHHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

NO, YOU DIDN'T. 'CUZ OUR RIFFS ARE ABNORMALLY LOUD!!!

That's The Sound My Balls Make


1200 Lbs of Penis


Avocado


Steak and Eggs (The Warmup Song) - MY VOICE CRACKED ON THIS ONE LOL, OUR WARMUP SONG LOLOLOL.

Friday, February 10, 2012



THE SOUNDS OF SHITTYCHAT LOL!!!

WEEABOOS AND TROLLS, WEEABOOS AND TROLLS EVERYWHERE!!!!



OH GOD WE NEED MORE GIRLS OR GUYS WHO PRETEND THEY'RE GIRLS IN THERE HNNNNNNNNG I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'M FUCKIN' SOMEONE TONIGHT!!!! ON THE INTERNET. WITH THEIR WEBCAM. INSIDE OF THEM.



THERE'S, LIKE, A WHOLE FUCKING SERIES ABOUT THESE GUYS. AT LEAST THREE OR FOUR, WITH A FEW MORE VIDEOS REVOLVING AROUND CERTAIN CHARACTERS.

I FUCKIN' LOVE 'EM!!!!



MAN-FLAVORED MILK: THE MUSIC VIDEO.



I CANNOT NOT WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO. I WATCH IT FIVE TIMES A DAY, HIP-THRUSTING THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.



I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU IT WAS AWESOME. HOLY SHIT GREASYMOOSE IS THE FUCKIN' SQUAD.

Saturday, February 4, 2012





bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

(vocal interlude)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

bo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski,
labo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski (x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

kazenora ista lizomori isida
dali nosa ididayo~
glebanori ista shidomori daska
sebenore istayo~ (x2)

dan, zem pel dan, zem pel dan,
zem pel dan, zem pel (x2)

itemari kidedoriga ho~ (x4)

bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

bo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski,
labo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski la(x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

kazenora ista lizomori isida
dali nosa ididayo~
glebanori ista shidomori daska
sebenore istayo~ (x2)

dan, zem pel dan, zem pel dan,
zem pel dan, zem pel (x2)

itemari kidedoriga ho~ (x4)

(vocal outro)



I BLAME NECROTISM (http://leadingtherats.blogspot.com), FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY HATH DONE.

YOUV'E DESTROYED ME.

YOU'VE KILLED ME.

AND THIS IS THE SONG THAT NOW LAYS IN MY HEART.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT WILL BE PLAYED UPON MY DEATH, AND I WANT THE MOST PISSED-OFF PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET TO READ MY EULOGY.

IT WILL BE MOSTLY THREATS TO EVERYONE THERE, A FINAL BURST OF HATRED FROM ME PERSONALLY, AND A WARNING: IF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH DOESN'T START GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, ESPECIALLY AMERICA, THEN I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE APOCALYPSE THAT WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD.

FUCK YOUR HIPSTER, ZALGO RIP-OFF, PENNY ARCADE-QUOTING BULLSHIT.

MY PASSING WILL LEAVE BEHIND A LEGACY, A CURSE, AND I WILL FUCKING BURN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MISERABLE SHITS IF YOU DON'T START FALLING IN LINE.

SERIOUSLY.

EVERY LAST.

ONE OF YOU.

MISERABLE FUCKS.

especially you Todd.