Tuesday, January 24, 2012



YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW HARD THIS MAKES ME! LIKE, SERIOUSLY - IF YOU WERE TO RIDE ME RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING A SEXDOLL I'M SO FUCKING HARD.

LIKE, SERIOUSLY - THERE'D BE NOTHIN' BUT MY HARD AND THE REST OF YOU IS NOTHING BUT SLIPPREY GREYMEAT.



HOOOOOOLY SHIT, MY NIPPLES CAN CUT DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW!



HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!

DIDN'T NYANNERS LOSE ONE OF HER ACCOUNTS? THIS ISN'T NYANNERS, BUT MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BECOME A CELEBRITY SIMPLY SO I CAN ADMIT PUBLICLY THAT I'VE MASTURBATED TO HER RECORDED SKYPE CONVERSATIONS.

AND DUKE NYUKUN. SO MUCH EJACULATE.



And now that I've killed EVERYONE'S boners, especially yours, I'd like to point out that I really REALLY want to have that chick's screaming squealy voice as a car horn. Like, seriously.

I've always said I wanted it to be a cougar snarling. Now I want it to be Aria's squeals of "NYAAAAA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" or some shit.

Do you like My Bloody Valentine? Do you like Killing Floor?

YES, HAVE SOME!



LOADSEMONEEH!

DOSH!

DOSH!!!!

...DOSH!!!!

YER ALL FUR COATS AND NO KNICKERS YOU ARE!



EDIT: THE FUCK? HOW'D THAT LAST VIDYUH GET ON THIS LIST?

SHIT, SHIT, DOSH, IT'S BECOMING SELF AWAAAARE!!!!!dfasfaoneone1

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5 comments:

  1. That last one topped them off just right!

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  2. you totally didn't kill my boner. just sayin

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  3. The Cyriak video is what Hell sounds like.

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9pij8 YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAIN! WELL NOW YOU DO, 'CUZ THAT'S MY SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR SHOULDER! YOUR SHOULDERRRRRRR!@ IT DESERVED IT THOUGH 'CUZ IT CALLED ME NAMES! NOW I'M TAKIN' THAT FUCKIN' CAR!!