Sunday, November 4, 2012



YEAH, I KNOW THEY'RE COMMERCIALS.

THEY'RE ALSO FUCKING AWESOME.



OH MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THESE.



FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


AND NOW FOR A PALATE CLEANSER.


MMMMM, YUMMY.  OH MAN, THAT STEPHANIE MEYER SURE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING WRITE A YARN.

ALL I CAN HEAR NOW IS GILBERT GOTTFRIED SHOUTING OUT "FRONT WALL OF MY VAGINAAAAAA!"

Friday, October 12, 2012



THESE PEOPLE ARE AMONG YOU.  AND THEY VOTE.





THESE PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE AMONG YOU!!!!


 Muppets "The Wicker Man"


THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE AND THEY ARE AAAAAAW!


Friday, September 28, 2012



THIS.

THIS IS WHAT I CAUGHT ALL THEM ASS-WHUPPIN'S FOOOOOOR?!


SO THAT LITTLE WHITE CHILLUNS AND LITTLE BLACK CHILLUNS CAN SIT TOGETHER IN HARMONY?

 

SO WHAT YER SAYIN' IS THAT THIS IS FREEDOM? THIS IS WHAT THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE OF YESTERDAY GOT FREE COLD DRINKS FROM THE FIRE HOSE FOR?


Oh well, at least we got good t.v. from it.

 

EXTRA BOONDOCKS SCENE:

Tuesday, September 25, 2012





Yeap.  It's happened.  I'm sellin' The Generalist - Taboo 0: Cliché of Memories over at Amazong right the hell now~!  All 44 pages with as complete an editing job as I can muster, a bit more content (to patch up some of the holes I purposefully left in when I posted it here~!), and also with this snazzy cover done by none other than Jade herself over at Jaded Shots (http://jadedshots.blogspot.com)!

So the current edition of Taboo 0 is kinda...eh, well not WONKY, but I'm reformatting it for Smashwords (so you Nook readers and fellow Barnes and Noble whores can snag it up~!) and will be moving the Authors' Notes to the back.  That and a major relevation: it's currently up for $2.99, which is outrageous since I wasn't going to raise the price until Taboo 1 is released~!  It SHOULD be at the wonderfully low price of $1.50, but bah...fucking Amazong is dragging their feet.

Still, I'm as excited as it gets and am more than willin' to spread this around!  Let yer friends know, tell yer folks, scream it to the goddamn hills.

The Man In Black is slingin' dem books.

Retweet mah tweets, repost dem posts, spread that link around!  OR you can search me on Amazon simply by typing in "Thomas Duder" or "Thomas Duder The Generalist" at the Amazong search bar~!

I'd suggest waiting 'til the price drops to $1.50, but hey - if you've already read it here and like what you've read, go ahead and gimme some stars and a review!  If you can't afford the buck fiddy, an honest review and star will help me out tremendously anyway. :D

Buy the e-book as a cheap gift for your loved one!  Hell, buy a Kindle and pre-load it with this puppy before putting it in their stocking stuffer!

Do what you do, mah peoples, and spread it around~!

Sincerely,

~Thomas Duder

P.S. - Say, you on the KDP Forums?  I've been recently stomping around over at that unmoderated trolls' paradise and havin' a ball!  There's some genuinely sensitive souls there, and people who genuinely are looking to expand their marketing networks and establish new contacts as well as learning tips and tricks of marketing and self-publishing.

Then there's people like me, and those are the one's I've been jukin' around with. :D

So if yer already there, gimme a holler at "thomasduder" yeah?

Thursday, August 16, 2012



BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THEY'RE AWESOME!!!!!

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - 3d FIGHTAN (All Stars Battle)



Transformers the Sequel Battler (Fall of Cybertron)



Deadpool: The Game (BOUNCYBOUNCYBOUNCY)



Street Fighter X Tekken: Beyond The Glitches (ADFALDFALKGJALKJGLAKJFLARAGLE)



Street Fighter X Tekken TGS Trailer (lol 2011)



Dante's Inferno OH GOD LIEK THIS IF U CRY EVRY TIEM



BEATRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!

SO YEAH THERE YOU HAVE IT. BECAUSE VIDEO GAMES ARE AN ART FORM AND THESE ARE ARTS SO YOU SHOULD WATCH THEM.

BECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME.

Sunday, July 22, 2012



You know, sometimes I come across a video or a song that just blows my mind and feel the need to share it with others, y'know?

Here's a few that I've been really about as of late. Enjoy!

Dan Bull - Pitch Invasion


Epic Rap Battles of History - Steve Jobs versus Bill Gates


Regular Show - Party Tonight


Weeeeeeeeeee - Gonads and Strife


Adam Green - No Legs


Well I thank you for hanging out with me and enjoying some of the videos I've been watching on the InternuggugugugugugugUGUgudafaghagaggagagagagagagAGAGAGAGAGGUGUGUGUGUGUGHGUGH!

BWARAGBH!
B
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGFH!!!!!

DFALSJKFJLKASJLKAJGLKAJLKFGJALKGLALKGDKL-

Sunday, June 17, 2012



THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT TWISTING YOU SEE



IT'S THE PATTERN OF THE DAY, TWISTING AND TWISTING, TWIST TWIST TWIST



HNNNNNNGRASM, I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S A MAN WITH A MIC PROGRAM OR A REALLY CUTE WEEABOO, IMMA GONNA POUND HER PROSTATE INTO PASTE IF I EVER GET MY TENTACLES ON HER.



I FUCKING PROMISE THAT!!!!



OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW MANY YEARS I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR BANYA SONGS FROM PUMP IT UP EXCEED?

FUCK YOU. PUMP IT UP > DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION ANYDAY.

NINE BUTTONS > 4 BUTTONS.

LEARN MATHS.



SO FUCKING GOOD, YOU KNOW WHAT? JFL;DALDKJGLKARGLE.

ALL OF THEM. A FEW MORE OF ALL OF THEM.



HNNNNNNNG, CATGIRLSCATGIRLS, WHERE DID THE PATTERN GO?

FUCK THE PATTERN. CATGIRLS.


Friday, June 8, 2012



Of the fuckin' RANDOM! So fucking random. You won't be able to handle this. You won't even seen it comin', it'll just hit ya in the shower and be like BAM, right there in your pink tissues.



No, seriously, this is going to go RIGHT OVER YOUR FUCK HEAD MAN!!!! Right over it. It. All of it.



'CUZ Y'KNOW POSTIN' UP VIDEOS FROM OTHER PEOPLE IS WHAT WE DO ON THE BLOGOSPHERE, Y'KNOW? I MEAN, FUCK. IT'S NOT LIKE I GOT OTHER, ORIGINAL STUFF ELSEWHERE. IT'S JUST THAT NO ONE READS ANYMORE! NO ONE. ALL YOU WANT IS VIDEOS!!!

VIDEOS, PICS, AND PORN! MORE PORN!



YOU'LL NEVER GET PORN OF ME, NEVERRRRRRR!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! NIPPON IS GROLIOUS!!!!

Wednesday, May 30, 2012



RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!









NO EXCUSES.

NO PANCAKES.

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT.

THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT.

ANYWAY YOU WANT IT.

Thursday, May 17, 2012



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HA HA!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012



AND THEN I SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN



BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT BY DEFEATING THE CREATURE, I HAD LET LOOSE A STORM OF HAVOC



AND IN FACING DOWN THE BEAST, I WOULD RELEASE THE KRAKEN


okay that last one was so fuckin' funny I'm not insane anymore OKAY TIME FOR SOME MORE FUCKED UP SHIT ARE YOU READY?!



The fat guy is my favorite part of that video. RUSKA DISKOTEKA! OPPA OPPA, GOOD GOOD!



The blow up doll is my favorite part of that video.

Well, as always you can follow me at twitter, faecbawks, or googles plus!  Just don't forget to click subscribe at http://www.youtube.com/thedamnhooligans and help us unlock that awesome YOU CAN NOW POST LONGER THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES trophy 'cuz our podcasts are one hour anyway.

Hey, I was almost able to type normaGHUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH!!!!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012




I'LL DO THIS WITH MY HANDS



I'LL DO THIS WITH MY HANDS



I'LL DO THIS WITH MY HANDS



THEY'RE NOT MERMAIDS, THEY'RE DUGONGS!!!!!!


Monday, April 16, 2012



Closing down to ghost properly. If you don't catch me around the usual places (chat rooms, here at the blogosphere, faecbawks, twitter/twitlonger, etc) then it's because I haven't regained communications yet.

Don't worry though~! I still got plenty of stuff for you guys once I get back - the usual bevvy of song lyrics and poetry and even some actual, GASP, writing~!! Like stories and shit.

Also, collabs. Fo shizzle, my nizzle - don't wanna give it away or nothin', but apparently there's a coupla projects that might star yours truly in it. In the very least, I'll be involved. Hopefully I won't be the towel boy or fluffer again - I should be able to at least headline my own video, y'know?!

In all honesty, sometimes I really wish I accepted the porn job over at Vivid Video. At least I'd be having more fun, yah?

In the meantime, get caught up with my other blogs, or just stalk me on the usual social media bullshit, yeah? Hey, I'm good all over!

TWITTER: @ThatBastardFB
FACEBOOK: : /ThatBastardFromBellingham (thatbastardfb@gmail.com)
GOOGLES+: ThomasDuder
TUMBLR: http://thatbastardfrombellingham.tumblr.com/
YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/JDWForever

The Sound Byte Page (though really all you gotta do is just follow me at Youtube, y'know?)
http://sooth.thepenismysword.com/2012/02/care-to-hear-from-yours-truly.html

The Pen Is My Sword
http://www.thepenismysword.com

That Bastard On
http://on.thepenismysword.com

KAOS: Chaos Party Radio
http://kaospartyradio.blogspot.com

Sooth(e) Your Freaking Beast
http://sooth.thepenismysword.com

Man-Flavored Milk
http://mfm.thepenismysword.com

Netflix This!
http://netflixthis.thepenismysword.com

The Bellingham Jerk
http://jerk.thepenismysword.com

Legion HQ! (currently disbanded)
http://anubisunit.blogspot.com


P.S. -

Funny story time.

Our Main Street Pub and Grill live gig video? For Anubis Unit? When we opened up there?

It got us 48 new subscribers and 1,660 views.

Imagine what that photo shoot would've done?

Well, that's neither here nor there. Just gonna hafta rebuild and go ahead after I move back to Bellingham.

Sunday, April 8, 2012



FOR THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE HAS SKIN

ITBEGINS.JPG



FD;ALJFLKAJGKARGLE OH GOD MY DOG THE THINGS I'D DO TO YOUUUUUU



THOUGH I DO HAVE TO POINT OUT IT'S NOT YOU BABY IT'S ME



ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME



MEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMMEEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEMEMME



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

http://www.youtube.com/user/Shadehunter111/videos

(THAT BASTARD'S NOTE: This Shadehunter111 has, like, the whole thing in his video feed. It's the greatest translation of War of the Worlds in existence, has godly synthesizer and vocal arrangements, and the artbook for the album is fucking amazing beyond words.)

I DON'T CARE IF I'VE POSTED THIS ALREADY, ALL SHALL TAKE HEED OF THE HEAT RAY!!!!!



THE SCREAMS OF THE HUMANS!!!! THE DEAFENING ROAR AND CRY OF THE HEAT RAY!!!! THE ULTIMATE BATTLE CRY OF WAR, GLORIOUS WAR!!!!!

BEHOLD HUMANS, THE REIGN OF YOUR NEW MARTIAN OVERLORDS!!!!!

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THE SYNTHESIZER STINGING SO GOOD?

THE HEAT RAY!!!

ALL HAIL THE HEAT RAAAAAAY!!!!!

Monday, April 2, 2012



BRAND SPANKING NEW GOOD STUFF

JUST DROPPED TWO HOURS AGO

WATCH IT NOW WATCH IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!



OKAY I ACTUALLY THUMBED THIS ONE DOWN

BUT I KEEP FUCKING WATCHING IT

I'VE WATCHED THIS THREE TIMES ALREADY SINCE I SAW IT ONCE AND HATED ON IT

I STILL HATE ON IT BUT GODDAMN, IT'S SO BAD IT'S ALMOST FUCKING ENTERTAINING

Seriously though I only watch the first thirty or forty seconds, then it's time to move on.



SALADS!!!

SALADS WITH TITS!!!!!



FUCKING I'D FUCKING PUT MONEY ON THIS GODDAMN GODDAAAAAAAMN!



FUCK YEAH, HOT SWAGGAR ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!



GOOD GOD THIS SERIES WAS MADE FOR ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!

BOAT BOAT BOATBOATBOATBOAT!

Thursday, March 29, 2012



TODAY ON MAN-FLAVORED MILK....

TIME TO POP MEGA-HUGE RAGING BONERS.



OH GOD, OH GOD, SO FUCKING GOOD. GOTTA ADD THIS IN THE NEXST VIDYUH GAME MUSICS POST!



SPEAKING ABOUT PEOPLE SAYING DUMB THINGS, LET'S WATCH STEPHEN COLBERT DESTROY GERALDO RIVIERA IN ONLY TWENTY SECONDS.

FOR THE RECORD, GERALDO SAID SOMETHING STUPID. STEPHEN COLBERT JUMPED DOWN HIS THROAT FEET-FIRST THEN SHANG-TSUNGED HIS ASS.



I DON'T CARE IF I'M A YEAR LATE, THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME



OH. OH GOD. OH SHIT. OH MY NECK. MY NECK!

MY FUCKING NECK, BRO!



UGH. SO FUCKING GOOD.



WHEREWITHAL YOG-SOTHOTH
WHERE'D YOU GO, SHIB NIGGURATH
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH
C'THULU R'LYEH
WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

IA, IA

WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

IA, IA

Ia Cthulu Fhtaghn....

BEHOLD
THE THRONE
THE COURT
OF THE
NECRONOMICANS

BEHOLD
THE THROES
THE PLOTS
OF THE
NECRONOMICANS

HEY, THESE AREN'T VIDEOS AT ALL, THEY'RE MUSICS!

GODDAMIT!

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012



'CUZ YOU KNOW SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA FUCKING WATCH VIDS ON YOUTUBE AND NOT BE BOTHERED BY YOUR NECKBEAR OR YOUR MOTHER WHO IS ALSO YOUR SISTER



SADDEST PART IS I'D STILL HIT THAT. MORRIGAN I MEAN, NOT THE INCEST FREAK LOVER THING.

I MEAN FUCK IS IT HARD TO DO THAT IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO DO?!



THE FUNNIEST PART OF SHOWING THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS?! "That's not an octopus! That's not an octopus at all OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!"



Y'KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING FUNNY OR MANIACAL ABOUT THOUSAND POUNDS. THESE GUYS KICK ASS AND FIRE ME UP.

I MEAN, THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT?

HOT GIRLS DOING ULTRA COMBOS?



Y'KNOW WHAT'S THE BEST PART? THE DRUNK KUNG FU GUY GETS ALL THE FUCKIN' LOVE.



HOLY SHIT THAT GUY'S PHYSIQUE. THE DUDE IN THE BEGINNING?

DEM ARMS.

NEXT WEEK I JUMP ON BANDWAGONS.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012



AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH YA GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN A GOOD PLAN COMES TOGETHER!!!




REMINDS ME OF MY CHILDHOOD GROWING UP IN THE GHETTO OF THIGHLAND AND SHIT.

OH LORD, OH GOD, MY HEAD IS FULL OF BURNT HOLES AND ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT ONE NUDE SEQUENCE IN THE BIG LEBOWSKI!!!



CHYUH, HUSH MODE NIGGA, HUSH MODE.



AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!



YOU CANNOT HANDLE THESE FORKS, MY FORKS ARE MADE OF RAPE AND WIN.

3MLG5U, FGT.



WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP FINDING VIDEOS LIKE THESE I THINK TI'S THE FUCKING ALIENS AGAIN.

GODAMMIT, THEY KEEP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE ABOVE MY ROOM.

SHIT.

MAYBE I SHOULD GO UP THERE AND GIVE THEM A PIECE OF MY FUCKING MIND, Y'KNOW? LIKE JUST GO UP THERE AN

Thursday, March 8, 2012



3/30/12 UPDATE

WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS POST GO?

SHIT, I'LL COME BACK HERE SOMETIME AND DO SOMETHING WITH THIS.

IN THE MEANTIME, CHECK THIS VIDEO OUT:


Friday, March 2, 2012



THESE WERE MADE ABOUT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THEY WERE MADE ABOUT MMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!



Dance of the Manwhore



Quest of the Manwhore



Milk of the Manwhore



The Great Chimp Heist



Debarge - The Rhythm of the Night



DON'T FUCKING ASKING ME WHY, IF YOU DON'T KNOW I CAN NEVER TELL YOU. IT'S, LIKE, A THING.

Y'KNOW, A THING.

THAT...THING.

....FFFFFFUCK!

Monday, February 27, 2012



ITBEGINS.JPG



LET'S WATCH VIDEOS TOGETHER BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE THINGS I KEEP COUGHING OUT MY LUNGS OH GOD HOLD ME



SO. SO FUCKING. GOOOOOOD.



DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? I KINDA DO, EXCEPT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT 'CUZ I'M COUGHING MY LUNGS OUT. DRAFTY CONDITIONS + NO HEAT + SHITSUX MANG = GOBULINS.



gjla;fjldajfahg;ja';rkewagel WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO SAY JUST HEADBUTT THE KEYBOARD. SHOW IT WHO'S BOSS. WHOSE BOSS. WHOIS BOSS.



IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY, THE BATTLE THAT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN.



yes. yes they will.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012



Hmmmm. Y'know, when I first started Man-Flavored Milk, it was kind of a homage to an old chat room I ran that was insane and fun as all get-out. Just psychotic fun.

I then had an idea to turn this into some kind of ARG where it would slowly slide deeper and deeper into madness, with weirder and weirder Youtube posts being posted and hidden code and stuff...

But then I realized that I already started this out psychotic as fuck. Plus if ANYONE even insomuch as seen one of my other blogs they'd realize this blog was outside the norm of my writing style.

So...I just kept on slamming my hands into the keyboard while raging, or just literally whipping my head around while typing and posting videos.

And y'know what? There's something cathartic about being silly, acting like an absolute psychotic idiot, and just having a good time with it. It's almost challenging, in a way, to my writing sensibilities to do as such.

SO, I hope you guys don't mind if I keep doing it. Because I like the videos I post here, I like the format I've done this place in, and I'm happily going to continue it.

WITH ALL THAT STATED, go to The Pen Is My Sword and follow me there. Best way to keep up with not only this blog but EVERYTHING I'm doing.

So. So so so.

Shittychat Vocal Stuff
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94A78133C6C7F762

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 2: The Announcer Begins
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5E56EFA3453B1E4A

Shittychat Vocal Stuff 3: The Announcer Is Helping
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL87502954A62540E1

That Bastard's Vocal Garbage (VA stuff you'll probably see around here on the site, lol)
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL76CD0BF47715B218

OH MY HOW DID THIS GET HERE HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THIS IS TYPING ITSELF I MEAN LISTEN TO THAT MEAN BASTARD DO HIS THING!

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO HIRE HIM.

YOU DO.

YOU DO, MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK YEAH.

Monday, February 13, 2012



LISTEN, SHHHH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?

NO, YOU DIDN'T. 'CUZ OUR RIFFS ARE ABNORMALLY LOUD!!!

That's The Sound My Balls Make


1200 Lbs of Penis


Avocado


Steak and Eggs (The Warmup Song) - MY VOICE CRACKED ON THIS ONE LOL, OUR WARMUP SONG LOLOLOL.

Friday, February 10, 2012



THE SOUNDS OF SHITTYCHAT LOL!!!

WEEABOOS AND TROLLS, WEEABOOS AND TROLLS EVERYWHERE!!!!



OH GOD WE NEED MORE GIRLS OR GUYS WHO PRETEND THEY'RE GIRLS IN THERE HNNNNNNNNG I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'M FUCKIN' SOMEONE TONIGHT!!!! ON THE INTERNET. WITH THEIR WEBCAM. INSIDE OF THEM.



THERE'S, LIKE, A WHOLE FUCKING SERIES ABOUT THESE GUYS. AT LEAST THREE OR FOUR, WITH A FEW MORE VIDEOS REVOLVING AROUND CERTAIN CHARACTERS.

I FUCKIN' LOVE 'EM!!!!



MAN-FLAVORED MILK: THE MUSIC VIDEO.



I CANNOT NOT WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO. I WATCH IT FIVE TIMES A DAY, HIP-THRUSTING THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME.



I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU IT WAS AWESOME. HOLY SHIT GREASYMOOSE IS THE FUCKIN' SQUAD.

Saturday, February 4, 2012





bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

(vocal interlude)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

bo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski,
labo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski (x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

kazenora ista lizomori isida
dali nosa ididayo~
glebanori ista shidomori daska
sebenore istayo~ (x2)

dan, zem pel dan, zem pel dan,
zem pel dan, zem pel (x2)

itemari kidedoriga ho~ (x4)

bo di, rragaduya, kibu, dagada
bo di, rragaduya, kigura, kagadio (x4)

babali babali babali, udiusirratemo
babali babali babali, usaratimo (x4)

grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo zavia, grembo
kabura, grembo kabura, grembo kabura,
grembo kabura (x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

bo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski,
labo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, nabo den zaikai, lasem dombaski la(x2)

dorrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo,
rrichebomita, dorrichebomita, dorrichebomizebo mirrendo (x2)

kazenora ista lizomori isida
dali nosa ididayo~
glebanori ista shidomori daska
sebenore istayo~ (x2)

dan, zem pel dan, zem pel dan,
zem pel dan, zem pel (x2)

itemari kidedoriga ho~ (x4)

(vocal outro)



I BLAME NECROTISM (http://leadingtherats.blogspot.com), FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY HATH DONE.

YOUV'E DESTROYED ME.

YOU'VE KILLED ME.

AND THIS IS THE SONG THAT NOW LAYS IN MY HEART.

THIS IS THE SONG THAT WILL BE PLAYED UPON MY DEATH, AND I WANT THE MOST PISSED-OFF PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET TO READ MY EULOGY.

IT WILL BE MOSTLY THREATS TO EVERYONE THERE, A FINAL BURST OF HATRED FROM ME PERSONALLY, AND A WARNING: IF THE PEOPLE OF EARTH DOESN'T START GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER, ESPECIALLY AMERICA, THEN I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE APOCALYPSE THAT WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD.

FUCK YOUR HIPSTER, ZALGO RIP-OFF, PENNY ARCADE-QUOTING BULLSHIT.

MY PASSING WILL LEAVE BEHIND A LEGACY, A CURSE, AND I WILL FUCKING BURN EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MISERABLE SHITS IF YOU DON'T START FALLING IN LINE.

SERIOUSLY.

EVERY LAST.

ONE OF YOU.

MISERABLE FUCKS.

especially you Todd.

Monday, January 30, 2012



AFDSHL;KFAJKLG;AKLJFAGALRGE

GO

READ

STUFF!!!!!!



EVIL BIIIIIIIRDS!!!!



BWABAWABWAWBAWA, EVEN HURRRRRRR!!!



TIME TO TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS!!!!!!



OH SHIT NYANNERS IS BACK SON!!!!

GONNA HAFTA DO A WHOLE BLAFGARGLE DEVOTED TO HER, JUST A WHOLE AR;LJAKLDJQRALKGARGLE HERE AT YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MAN-FLAVORED MILK!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG SO FUCKING ADORABLE, MY HEART OH GA

Friday, January 27, 2012



The best parts are where he's being an asshole in a vidyuh gaem.



I mean, it's not like he's ALWAYS an asshole, sometimes he helps out and usually at the end of the video he helps save the world of video games. He's still an asshole though, especially to Luigi.



And for the most part, I'm submitting these out of order because of fuck you that's why. No real reason, just fuck you. Where the hell do you think you are, front page of reddit? This is Man-Flavored Milk, I don't have to make ensse rehe.



73647 ADSL;FKJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH CHARLES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YER IN MY HEAD CHARLES, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAD?!!!!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012



YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW HARD THIS MAKES ME! LIKE, SERIOUSLY - IF YOU WERE TO RIDE ME RIGHT NOW, IT'D BE LIKE FUCKING A SEXDOLL I'M SO FUCKING HARD.

LIKE, SERIOUSLY - THERE'D BE NOTHIN' BUT MY HARD AND THE REST OF YOU IS NOTHING BUT SLIPPREY GREYMEAT.



HOOOOOOLY SHIT, MY NIPPLES CAN CUT DIAMONDS RIGHT NOW!



HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!

DIDN'T NYANNERS LOSE ONE OF HER ACCOUNTS? THIS ISN'T NYANNERS, BUT MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BECOME A CELEBRITY SIMPLY SO I CAN ADMIT PUBLICLY THAT I'VE MASTURBATED TO HER RECORDED SKYPE CONVERSATIONS.

AND DUKE NYUKUN. SO MUCH EJACULATE.



And now that I've killed EVERYONE'S boners, especially yours, I'd like to point out that I really REALLY want to have that chick's screaming squealy voice as a car horn. Like, seriously.

I've always said I wanted it to be a cougar snarling. Now I want it to be Aria's squeals of "NYAAAAA NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" or some shit.

Do you like My Bloody Valentine? Do you like Killing Floor?

YES, HAVE SOME!



LOADSEMONEEH!

DOSH!

DOSH!!!!

...DOSH!!!!

YER ALL FUR COATS AND NO KNICKERS YOU ARE!



EDIT: THE FUCK? HOW'D THAT LAST VIDYUH GET ON THIS LIST?

SHIT, SHIT, DOSH, IT'S BECOMING SELF AWAAAARE!!!!!dfasfaoneone1

Thursday, January 19, 2012



Life was so much better before I had a car...



HOLY FUCK IT'S THE NIGHTMARES AGAIN!



THAT'S IT, I'M GONNA START DROPPIN' ACID JUST SO I CAN SAY THAT I GOTTA STOP DOIN' ACID.

FUCK IT, I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT, RIGGS!



FUCK YOU AND WHAT SET YOU CLAIM, NIGGA!

WHAT, YOU HAVEN'T HEARD?!

I WARNED YOU, SON.

I'M BACK, BEUCH.