Saturday, September 3, 2011



OF WATCHING THESE ACTUALLY GOOD COMMERCIALS WITH ME?

HOLD ME 'CUZ I'M SCARED


BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WAS A FUCKING SHOE COMMERCIAL.



Y'KNOW, I DON'T EVEN LIKE COMCAST AND AM SWITCHING TO A NEW SERVICE...BUT MAN, GOTTA DIG THESE COMMERCIALS!



THE SMACK HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD, YO!

Y'KNOW, MOST OF THE TIME COMMERCIALS EXIST TO SUBVERT YOUR SELF-IMAGE AND DIRECTLY MANIPULATE YOU INTO THINGS THAT YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T THINK IS OKAY. THEN YOU HAVE WONDERFULLY SHINING EXAMPLES OF THE MEDIUM, LIKE THE NEXT DORITOS ONE.

THIS WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL HUNGRY, ONLY LAUGH!


HERE COMES THE BEST VIDEO GAME COMMERCIAL EVER.



FUN STORY, I'VE ACTUALLY TAKEN A VOW WITH MY PARTNER IN CRIME THAT SHOULD SHE BE RIGHT AND SHE ENDS UP IN HEAVEN WHILE I BURN IN HELL, I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH ITSELF IN ORDER TO CRASH THROUGH THE GATES OF HEAVEN IN ORDER TO BE WITH HER.

MY LOVE IS BEYOND CONTROL, FUCK YOUUUUUU!!



FUCK, I HATE COMCAST BUT MAAAAN I DIG THEIR COMMERCIALS!!!!

SO YEAH, WHERE'S THE USUAL INSANITY DURING THIS POST? I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, THAT MAKES ME EDGY AND GRIMDARK!

MOMMY, MOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!


3 comments:

  1. commercials are getting wilder and wilder as the Illuminati prepare us for the glorious new world order, or something...

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  2. That have inflamed desire in my breast. Following!

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  3. @Bowen - BWABWABWA I HAVE PLEASED THE POPE OF DISCORD!!!!!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL INGLIP! ADL;FKJALKFJALKGARGLE!!!

    @House - ...what? Dude, that made no fucking sense at all. :/

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9pij8 YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAIN! WELL NOW YOU DO, 'CUZ THAT'S MY SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR SHOULDER! YOUR SHOULDERRRRRRR!@ IT DESERVED IT THOUGH 'CUZ IT CALLED ME NAMES! NOW I'M TAKIN' THAT FUCKIN' CAR!!