Saturday, September 17, 2011



First, watch this amazing video:



Now watch the response to it from some pundit fucktard screwhead, speaking from someone else's pocket:

Part 1


Part 2


All craziness aside, this shit has NEVER sit right with me. Where was this jackhole when Thug Life first came out, huh? When it stopped being legit and about telling the truth about the street and what was goin' on in the hood and started being about mass produced fascism, HUH?!

Where the fuck was this guy when parents started mimicking what they saw on the television? Where the FUCK was this guy when their children started mimicking THEM?!

And where the fuck was this guy when all this nigga bullshit became the norm? When honest, hard-working, intelligent, thoughtful African-Americans stopped getting facetime on television and commercials and instead nigga gangsta thuggin' became the norm?

Where the FUCK was this guy when we needed him the most?

Gettin' on a couple of dudes whose basic messages are reading books, having pride in personal hygiene, and buying land instead of spinning rims. He's all up on a cartoon that isn't meant for kids on a network that should REALLY be not for kids...

Son, I have never been so disappoint as I am right now or ever since I saw that CNN segment.

Sunday, September 11, 2011



BWABWABWA I GOTS PARODIES COMIN' OUTTA MY GODDAMN KNEES OH GOD HELP IT HURTS SO BADLY



MAN IT'S SO WEIRD HOW I WAS ALL ABOUT THE COMMERCIALS FOR A BIT I'M STILL OKAY THOUGH ARE YOU OKAY 'CUZ I'M OKAY

NOW WE'RE OKAY

TOGETHER

*blush*



NOOOOOO DON'T DIE WE JUST GOT TOGETHER OH GOD HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WE WERE IN LOVE WE SPENT TEN YEARS TOGETHER AND NOW YOU DIEDED ON MEEEEEEEE

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO EAT ICE CREAM OFF OF YOUR ABS ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY SO!!!!



SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!



DID I ALREADY POST THAT LAST ONE?

I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT I'M STARTIN' TO GET CONFUSED AS FAR AS WHICH VIDEOS I'M POSTIN' VERSUS WHICH ONES I WANNA POST...

LIKE SPACE.

I'D TOTALLY POST SPACE CORE AGAIN JUST 'CUZ HIS SHIT IS THAT FUNNY.

I MEAN HE'S ALL SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!


SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

...space...



Oh god, the things I would do to Juri Han, I swear to GOD I'M NOT EVEN INTO FEET GODOMMOT FRONK.

FRONK!!!

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!

Saturday, September 3, 2011



OF WATCHING THESE ACTUALLY GOOD COMMERCIALS WITH ME?

HOLD ME 'CUZ I'M SCARED


BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT WAS A FUCKING SHOE COMMERCIAL.



Y'KNOW, I DON'T EVEN LIKE COMCAST AND AM SWITCHING TO A NEW SERVICE...BUT MAN, GOTTA DIG THESE COMMERCIALS!



THE SMACK HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD, YO!

Y'KNOW, MOST OF THE TIME COMMERCIALS EXIST TO SUBVERT YOUR SELF-IMAGE AND DIRECTLY MANIPULATE YOU INTO THINGS THAT YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T THINK IS OKAY. THEN YOU HAVE WONDERFULLY SHINING EXAMPLES OF THE MEDIUM, LIKE THE NEXT DORITOS ONE.

THIS WON'T MAKE YOU FEEL HUNGRY, ONLY LAUGH!


HERE COMES THE BEST VIDEO GAME COMMERCIAL EVER.



FUN STORY, I'VE ACTUALLY TAKEN A VOW WITH MY PARTNER IN CRIME THAT SHOULD SHE BE RIGHT AND SHE ENDS UP IN HEAVEN WHILE I BURN IN HELL, I WILL MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH ITSELF IN ORDER TO CRASH THROUGH THE GATES OF HEAVEN IN ORDER TO BE WITH HER.

MY LOVE IS BEYOND CONTROL, FUCK YOUUUUUU!!



FUCK, I HATE COMCAST BUT MAAAAN I DIG THEIR COMMERCIALS!!!!

SO YEAH, WHERE'S THE USUAL INSANITY DURING THIS POST? I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS, THAT MAKES ME EDGY AND GRIMDARK!

MOMMY, MOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!