Wednesday, July 6, 2011



YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE TOO, BUT YOU WERE ALL ME AND I WAS LOVING ALL OVER YOU.

OH GOD, IT WAS SO FUCKING EPIC!!!! JUST WARGARBLE EVERYWHERE!!!!

TYPOS! MY KINGDOM FOR A TYPOS!!!!



OH GOD AND THEN AND THEN I I DID IT DIDN'T I WHAT THE HELL OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK



BFALJFKDALKJGLAAAARGLE OH SHIT I JUST BARFED UP DAN RATHER'S CAREER DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW? BECAUSE I JUST TYPED IT AND YOU JUST READ IT.

YOU'RE STILL READING THIS.

TAKE YOUR LEFT HAND OFF OF YOUR FACE AND UNCROSS YOUR LEGS!!!!!!



For some reason I've REALLY had that last one, just...once a day. I don't know why, just seems to happen. Could it be simple coincidence, do you think?

I AM THE TALKING HORSE, I AM THE GOLDEN BURNING EQUINE GOD THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU!!!

WAIT, DON'T WALK AWAY, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEeeee


3 comments:

  1. This post in itself is just terrifying. Good stuff though.

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  2. ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

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9pij8 YOU CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAIN! WELL NOW YOU DO, 'CUZ THAT'S MY SCREWDRIVER IN YOUR SHOULDER! YOUR SHOULDERRRRRRR!@ IT DESERVED IT THOUGH 'CUZ IT CALLED ME NAMES! NOW I'M TAKIN' THAT FUCKIN' CAR!!