Wednesday, July 27, 2011



I LIED I HAVE SEVERAL AND THEY'RE ALL DISTURBINGLY SEXY



OH GOD OH JESUS WAS THAT A WHOLE MOVIE?

FUCK YEAH IT WAS A WHOLE MOVIE!

HERE'S ANOTHER!!!



CRAAAAAAB!!!!!

AND NOW I GOTTA WARN YA THIS IS GONNA BE SLIGHTLY NSFW ARE YOU EATING GOOD SPIT IT OUT!!!!



BRAZIL HUE HUE HUE HUE! YEAH YER LOOKIN' PRETTY SWOLE THERE DAWG, PRETTY RIPPED. HEY, HOW'S THAT SYNTHOL TREATIN' YA?

IT HAD TO GET DRAINED?

WELL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS THE FOOL WHAT WITH MY SMALL GAINS AND BULKING UP NATURALLY HUE HUE HUE!

BR?!

GIBBE MONIES PLOX OR I REPORT U!!!

HERE'S SOME MENTAL MOUTHWASH:



I AM THE FUCKING BUS, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT LINDA!!!

LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERAGHAGFLAKRJFADSLKGARAGLE

Friday, July 22, 2011



Bop wop shebop doo doo doooooooo OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I'M NAKED AND TAKING A SHOWER wanna join me?



EVERYONE HAS DREAMS YOU JUST GOTTA FOLLOW YOURS BRO EVEN IF IT MEANS KILLING THE REST OF THE WORLD IT'S OKAY BRO I BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS I BELIEVE IN YOU OH GOD STOP CHOKING M



MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME what do you mean this isn't funny anymore? YOU OBVIOUSLY LACK A SENSE OF HUMOR here try this one:



WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE EXPECTING PORKCHOP SANDWICHES? THAT'S RIGHT HERE:



IT'S OKAY ALL YOU BULL DAGGERS AND QUEERS OUT THERE IT'S OKAY HOMOBRO YOU DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF, JUST LISTEN TO JIZZ:



FUCK YEAH GAYSEX NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG IS THAT RIP TORN IN ICE PIRATES? OH GOD IT'S THAT ONE GAY GUY WHO'S, LIKE, SUPER FAT NOW.

THUPER FAT.

THUPER PHAT.

AAAAAAAAAAAT.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011



RICH-ARD NI-XON!!!!



AGUGGUGUGUGUGUGUGUUGUGUGUUGUG



I LIKE WIMMEN, I LIEK WIMMEN, I LIEK TEH KAAAAANCEPT OF TEH WIMMEN!!!

Y'know, gettin' away from the crazy for just a second, I actually do think the funniest part of the video is when he starts talkin' 'bout buffin' dey asses wit car polish.

...WAIT, I WAS JOKING I'M STILL GOING OFFSADLKFJDLSKJGLKAJGLKAJRAG



I have sung this at a McDonalds. Loudly. In the drive-through. With no car. At 2 a.m. in the morning. With my friends. And it was fucking awesome.



SOU KAWAII UGUU!!!! 0D0



ARGLE BLARGLE BARGLE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS SQUIDWARD?! YOU DEAD DAWG YOU DIED I WATCHED YOU SUICIDED!!!!

Friday, July 15, 2011



LIVING



Also, I'd like to take this moment to point out to you, my followers (for whatever reason you ARE following me), this following message and video:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!



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Must...kill...John...Lennon....

Wednesday, July 13, 2011



HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG NOW IT'S TIME TO DO THE FUCKING DANCE AND I CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO WE CAN DO IT ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!



SHUT THE FUCK UP CHARLES, IMMA BOUT TO BEAT CHARLES WITH CHARLES, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK 'CUZ I'M THE GODDAMNED JUGGERNAUT BEEEEUCH!!!

JUST 'CUZ I AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' BUT LOVE FOR Y'ALL, HERE'S JUST THE BEST SHIT FROM THE JUGGERNAUT TRILOGY:



I'M DENNIS FROG-MAN, A NIGGA GANG-STA, I'LL FIND YA ON YA WEDDIN' DAY AND I'LL SHANK YA



GANGSTA CRIZZAB - "I LIKE EMUS (FUCK 'EM IN DA @SS!)"



TRANSFORMERS DONE THE RIGHT GODDAMNED WAY! EAT IT, MICHAEL BAY! QQ, BITCH NIGGA!



BARBECUED PIGS FEET!!!!


Saturday, July 9, 2011



COME SIT ON MY LAP KIDS AND I'LL TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY BONER



AND THAT'S HOW I WON THE CIVIL WAR WITH MY BONER

HERE'S A VIDEO THAT WILL PLEASE YOUR BONER, ESPECIALLY MY FEMALE VIEWERS



WHERE DID ALL OF MY PUNCTUATION MARKS GO OH THERE YOU ARE!!!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011



YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE TOO, BUT YOU WERE ALL ME AND I WAS LOVING ALL OVER YOU.

OH GOD, IT WAS SO FUCKING EPIC!!!! JUST WARGARBLE EVERYWHERE!!!!

TYPOS! MY KINGDOM FOR A TYPOS!!!!



OH GOD AND THEN AND THEN I I DID IT DIDN'T I WHAT THE HELL OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK



BFALJFKDALKJGLAAAARGLE OH SHIT I JUST BARFED UP DAN RATHER'S CAREER DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW? BECAUSE I JUST TYPED IT AND YOU JUST READ IT.

YOU'RE STILL READING THIS.

TAKE YOUR LEFT HAND OFF OF YOUR FACE AND UNCROSS YOUR LEGS!!!!!!



For some reason I've REALLY had that last one, just...once a day. I don't know why, just seems to happen. Could it be simple coincidence, do you think?

I AM THE TALKING HORSE, I AM THE GOLDEN BURNING EQUINE GOD THAT MEANS NOTHING TO YOU!!!

WAIT, DON'T WALK AWAY, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEeeee

Sunday, July 3, 2011



WITH, I MEAN WITH...











and



CAN YOU HEAR IT? CAN YOU HEAR THE MUSIC OF MY SOUL?!!!!


Saturday, July 2, 2011






Oh...oh fuck YES...YES....



Annnnnd the REAL Dempsey Roll, just for comparison, yah?

In b4 that j00tube of the ACTUAL side-by-side comparison...it's so full of NOISY GARBAGE MY EARS BLEED WITH THE SCREAMS OF A THOUSAND SUUUUUUUNS!!!








FUCK YES RICE!!!!!!!!!